Things All Moms Have Done

Before you become a mom, you hear about all sorts of things that moms do and you cannot fathom yourself every partaking in those actions. Well, I'm here to say that I have done the following things, and I am not ashamed.

• covered a pee spot from your kid on the bed in the middle of the night with a towel and gone back to sleep to deal with it in the morning
• taken your kid out with mis-matching socks because for some reason toddler socks are 10X more likely to be lost doing the wash than adult socks
• picked your child's nose because there was a huge booger in their nostril that was driving you crazy
• gave your kid a wipe down with a wipe and saved bath time for the next day
• Given your kid McDonald's one too many times because making dinner after a long day at work is hard sometimes
• used a pair of shorts on your child two days in a row because they smelled okay
• used a phone/tablet to keep your child occupied at dinner
• let your kid watch way too much TV then you said you would

I'm sure there's way more to that list, and more to come when I think about it.

Until then, that's all fellow moms.